I was walking down the street one day and I saw a dog barking at something. I turned to look at what it was barking at but saw nothing.
The dog then ran pass me and rushed into some bushes. I then discovered that my shoe was untied.
This have lead me to come to a conclusion that dogs had the ability to untied human shoes and had hidden this incredible fact from people. And I wonder what other abilities dogs have that humans have no knowledge of.
Really scary!
Pieter
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posted Sat 12 Jan 2002 06:20 PM
I've always suspected dogs are in league with aliens.
Pieter
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posted Sat 12 Jan 2002 06:29 PM
and hey, speaking as an alien, we're really sorry about all that anal-probing we did on those farmers. we thought there was something up there that would save our dying race, but alas we were wrong.
quote:Originally posted by Pieter: and hey, speaking as an alien, we're really sorry about all that anal-probing we did on those farmers. we thought there was something up there that would save our dying race, but alas we were wrong.
We've cleverly hidden it up their ureters instead...
Pieter
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posted Sat 12 Jan 2002 11:02 PM
quote:Originally posted by Fsaggi: We've cleverly hidden it up their ureters instead...
hey thanks for the tip! and we were so sure it was in the crop fields ... all that circle-mowing for nothing
puddle
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posted Sun 13 Jan 2002 12:07 PM
actually, it really is up there. but the magic is you have got to retrieve it with the tongue... oh oops there goes mankind..
Pieter
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posted Mon 14 Jan 2002 02:49 PM
quote:Originally posted by puddle: actually, it really is up there. but the magic is you have got to retrieve it with the tongue... oh oops there goes mankind..